Ive Been Putting Tights On Backwards For Actual Years, Apparently
So okay. I was getting dressed for a shoot on Tuesday, tights on, running late, already filming in my head before I’d even hit record, and my roommate Devon walks…
Minimiser Bras Promise A Lot For Larger Chests, I Wanted The Real Verdict
Okay so the “rule” everyone repeats about minimiser bras is basically: bigger chest, minimiser bra, instant two cup sizes gone, problem solved, wear your button downs in peace. That’s the…
The 90s Denim Jacket Reputation Followed Me Into A Charity Shop Rail
My roommate Dana treats every stiff, boxy denim jacket on a charity shop rail like she’s found a relic, holds it up like it’s a museum piece, says “this is…
Wearing Thongs Every Day Got Called Unhealthy By Someone Whos Never Tried One
Okay so I found out I’d been in a group text argument about thongs for literally four years without ever once looking anything up, and I only realized this three…
Tracking Down Who Invented The Bomber Jacket Turned Into A Proper Rabbit Hole
Okay so picture this. Group chat, Tuesday night, someone posts a screenshot of a runway bomber jacket with the caption “the ORIGINAL,” some vintage looking khaki thing with a fur…
A Red Handbag Sounds Like A Bold Choice Until Someone Tells You It Goes With Everything
“It literally goes with everything, that’s the whole point of red,” she said, like this was settled science and not the exact thing we’d been arguing about for ten minutes…
Whether A Heavy Shoulder Bag Makes Arthritis Worse Is A Question I Needed A Real Answer To
I used to think this whole “your bag is destroying your joints” thing was one of those internet health myths that gets passed around without anyone actually checking it, like…
I Counted My Handbags And Now Im Not Sure I Want To Talk About It
Okay so for years my whole personality about this was “you don’t need a reason to buy a bag, the reason is it’s Tuesday,” and I said that with my…
Whether Leather Jackets Still Get Worn Day To Day Got Questioned By My Sister
Okay but do YOU think people still wear leather jackets, or are you just asking because you saw one on sale and need permission? Because that’s basically what my sister…
Going Without A Bra Apparently Makes You Bigger Over Time, I Wanted The Real Story
Okay so someone in my comments last month said “if you wear a bra your whole life your boobs will stay perky forever, doctors just don’t tell you this” and…