Disclaimer: I know this post is going to sound completely counterproductive to everything I normally talk about but hear me out. Bear with me. Before anything else, I want to…
I did not set out to become one of those women who sobbingly clutches faux antique garments to her bosom in thrift shops. But here we are. Last weekend I…
I received the invite at 9am on a Tuesday morning while eating cereal in my pyjamas, which I’m fairly sure is the least glamorous way possible to be asked to…
Growing up, my sister and I lived in places where dressing nice was neither necessary nor typical. When we moved back to Minnesota after college, where people dress moderately year-round…
Hi, I’m not a parent. Sorry if that came across badly but let’s get something straight. I hate kids. And by hate I mean “struggle to keep alive” my house…
We spend way too much time arguing about what “business casual” means. Is it really jeans or not? Can you ever wear a t-shirt to work? Somewhere along the way,…
I’ll be honest: I’ve been unintentionally dressing like a camp counselor for years now. I just didn’t realise it until my friend Emma told me last week, “You look like…
Bear with me, I am about to sound insane. Last week while shopping for groceries at Target (AKA, “Oh God, please let me just buy toilet paper and leave with…
Last Tuesday morning, standing half-dressed in front of my closet at 7: 23am while my four-year-old banged on the bedroom door demanding chocolate chips for breakfast. Again. I realized I…
OK, so here’s the thing: I am apparently old because I spent last Tuesday night watching teens on TikTok dump their entire closets on their floors and then outfit-piece around…