My Linen Trousers Came Out Of The Wash A Different Size Than I Remembered

I spent a solid fifteen years telling anyone who’d listen that linen doesn’t shrink, not really, that the whole thing was overblown fabric folklore passed down from people who’d washed…

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My Personal Trainer Costs More Than My Rent Increase, I Finally Worked Out If Thats Fine

My landlord raised my rent by $140 a month starting in October. I know this because I got the email, read it twice, said a word I won’t repeat here,…

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Trainers Feeling Tight Out Of The Box Turned Into A Whole Investigation

I bought a pair of white leather sneakers for $34 at the outlet mall two Novembers ago, wore them once to a work dinner, and spent the entire night walking…

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My Cashmere Jumper Bobbled Within A Season And I Wasnt Sure If That Was Normal

I paid $228 for a cashmere sweater in October and by December it looked like it had been in a fight it lost. Little balls of fiber all along the…

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I Wore A Leather Skirt To Work To See If Smart Casual Stretches That Far

I told a client last spring that her leather pencil skirt was “a little much” for a Tuesday client meeting, and she looked at me like I’d insulted her mother.…

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I Washed An Acrylic Jumper On Purpose Just To See What Would Happen

Every acrylic label I’ve ever read says the same thing. Machine washable. Do not tumble dry, or sometimes tumble dry low, and that’s basically the whole warning. No shrink risk…

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Calling Sneakers Smart Casual Might Just Be Something We All Agreed To Believe

My coworker Danielle showed up to a “smart casual” wedding shower in white sneakers that cost more than my rent for a week, and not one person blinked. Meanwhile I…

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A Sleeveless Dress For An Interview Made Me Second Guess Needing A Layer

Okay so I had a final round interview last Tuesday, the kind where they tell you it’s “just a casual chat with the team” and you know that’s a lie,…

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A Tank Top At Work Depends Entirely On What Ends Up Layered Over It

Okay so someone in my comments asked “is a tank top appropriate for work” like it was a yes or no question and I sat with my phone for a…

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My Jumper Came Out Of The Wash A Different Size And I Wanted An Explanation

Okay so I pulled a sweater out of my dryer, well, not my dryer, my washer, big difference, we’ll get there, and it looked like it had been styled for…

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