Nobody Can Define Smart Casual, So I Tried A Maxi Dress Anyway

My brother texted me a photo of an invite that said “smart casual” and just wrote “what does this mean.” I sent back three paragraphs and none of them were…

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A Maxi Dress Felt Like Too Much Fabric For A Job Interview, So I Reconsidered

I laid the maxi dress out on my bed at 7:40am, next to a blazer, and stood there having a full argument with myself about yardage. That’s the actual word…

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A Sleeveless Dress For An Interview Made Me Second Guess Needing A Layer

Okay so I had a final round interview last Tuesday, the kind where they tell you it’s “just a casual chat with the team” and you know that’s a lie,…

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I Went Down A Rabbit Hole Trying To Find Out Who Invented The Wrap Dress

A woman at a dry cleaner’s counter in Cherry Creek, waiting behind me while I explained a stain situation I’d rather not detail here, looked at what I was wearing…

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The Perfect Green Shift Dress For Weekend Brunch

Four days until a trip I’m not even taking and I’m still standing in my own closet arguing with myself about a green shift dress, which is a very Miami…

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The Perfect Green Midi Dress For A Summer Wedding

I have a green midi dress from a wedding in 2011 that I still keep because it taught me something, and what it taught me is that a dress can…

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Shop the Chocolate Brown Midi Dresses We’d Actually Wear

My sister in law visited last month, took one look at me in the chocolate brown midi I’d bought for a wedding shower, and said “that’s such a sad color…

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Hand Picked, The Burgundy Shirt Dresses Worth Shopping

Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…

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Hand Picked, The Brown Shirt Dresses Worth Shopping

I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…

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