A Floral Dress As A Wedding Guest Comes Down To The Print More Than The Florals

My cousin texted me a photo of a dress three days before her friend’s wedding with the caption “is this too much” and it was a floral dress, sure, but…

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A Black Floral Dress To A Wedding Made Someone Ask If Black Was Appropriate

My sister in law sent me a photo of a dress at eleven at night with the caption “is this a NO” and three question marks, and the dress in…

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Slips Under Dresses Feel Like A Dying Habit, I Wanted To Check If Thats True

“Nobody wears slips anymore, they’re your grandmother’s problem now.” That’s the line, isn’t it? Said with total confidence, usually by someone standing next to a rack of polyester dresses that…

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I Tried That Viral TikTok Dressing Method Where You Throw Everything on the Floor (Spoiler: My Silk Blouses Were Not Happy)

Let me take you back to last Tuesday. Imagine me – aged approximately 16 (in years I haven’t lived yet), watching teens on TikTok shove every piece of clothing they…

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The Best Halter Neck Dresses For Weekend Brunch

My cousin came to brunch with us a few weekends ago, sat down, looked around the table at literally four of us in halter necks we didn’t coordinate at all,…

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The Perfect Green Shift Dress For Weekend Brunch

Four days until a trip I’m not even taking and I’m still standing in my own closet arguing with myself about a green shift dress, which is a very Miami…

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The Best Green Skater Dresses For A Beach Vacation

Everybody packs a green skater dress for a beach trip like it’s a decision already made, and nobody ever mentions the wind. That’s my complaint, and I’ll make it flatly…

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