The Blazer To A Wedding Rule Might Just Be An Assumption Nobody Checked
I built a whole cost benefit case for a navy blazer two Aprils ago, the way I build cases for everything, cost per wear, versatility across three separate weddings that…
Slips Under Dresses Feel Like A Dying Habit, I Wanted To Check If Thats True
“Nobody wears slips anymore, they’re your grandmother’s problem now.” That’s the line, isn’t it? Said with total confidence, usually by someone standing next to a rack of polyester dresses that…
Mini Skirts Defined The 70s According To Everyone Except Me, Apparently
“That’s just not true, the whole decade was mini skirts,” said a guy at a dinner party last month, with the specific confidence of someone who has watched exactly one…
The Best High Neck Dresses For Date Night
Everyone talks about high neck dresses like they’re a fit problem to solve, like the only thing that matters is whether it hits your collarbone or your jaw. Nobody talks…
Claire’s Pick of the Best High Neck Tops
I’d like a word with the woman who bought a mock neck in 1997 because a catalog told her it was “sleek.” It was not sleek. It was a chin…
The Perfect Green Tweed Skirt For Weekend Wear
I sell swimwear for a living, which means green tweed is about as far from my daily uniform as it gets, but I bought one of these skirts on a…
Claire’s Pick of the Best Green Tea Dresses
Four days until my cousin’s engagement thing and I’m standing in my own kitchen holding a green tea colored dress up to the light like it owes me an explanation.…
The Best Green Tiered Dresses For Date Night
My brother Sam thinks a green tiered dress reads like a costume from a school play about pond life. I think it reads like the one night a year I…
The Best Green Skater Dresses For A Beach Vacation
Everybody packs a green skater dress for a beach trip like it’s a decision already made, and nobody ever mentions the wind. That’s my complaint, and I’ll make it flatly…
The Best Green Pleated Skirts
I have a running joke in my house about the green pleated skirt, which is that I own four of them and wear one. The other three hang there in…