Let me take you back to last Tuesday. Imagine me – aged approximately 16 (in years I haven’t lived yet), watching teens on TikTok shove every piece of clothing they…
Four days until a trip I’m not even taking and I’m still standing in my own closet arguing with myself about a green shift dress, which is a very Miami…
Okay so I need to start with the confession that I am the reason four people on this team now own a green midi skirt they did not think they…
I have a green midi dress from a wedding in 2011 that I still keep because it taught me something, and what it taught me is that a dress can…
I own four cotton dresses I have called “the date night dress” at some point, and I have worn exactly one of them on an actual date. The other three…
I bought my first cream polka dot dress convinced I’d wear it every single week. That was three years ago. I have worn it, by my own honest count, eleven…
Okay so this isn’t a swimsuit, I know, I sell swimwear for a living, but a date night dress is basically the same crisis with different lighting. Someone comes in…
I bought my third cream puff sleeve dress in fourteen months last week, which means the ledger now has a whole subsection just for this one silhouette, and I’m not…
I own eleven cotton skirts. I counted them Sunday night while procrastinating on actual work, laid them all out on the bed like some kind of intervention, and texted a…
My sister in law visited last month, took one look at me in the chocolate brown midi I’d bought for a wedding shower, and said “that’s such a sad color…