“Just get a beige sandal, it goes with everything, you’ll never have to think about it again.” That’s what a sales assistant in some outlet mall in Franklin told me…
I was standing at my closet door at 7:40 on a Tuesday morning, one shoe already on my foot, coffee going cold on the dresser, holding a second shoe up…
I spent most of the 2000s telling anyone who’d listen that cream was a color for people who didn’t eat food in public, and I want to formally concede that…
Okay so basically everyone on this team is obsessed with the cream pleated skirt and there’s one holdout who thinks it’s a laundry emergency waiting to happen, and I want…
I bought my first cream polka dot dress convinced I’d wear it every single week. That was three years ago. I have worn it, by my own honest count, eleven…
Everyone treats a cream polo the exact same way, which is to say badly, tucked in fully like it’s reporting for country club duty, buttoned to the top, looking like…
Okay so this isn’t a swimsuit, I know, I sell swimwear for a living, but a date night dress is basically the same crisis with different lighting. Someone comes in…
I bought my third cream puff sleeve dress in fourteen months last week, which means the ledger now has a whole subsection just for this one silhouette, and I’m not…
Okay so my mom came to visit in April, saw the cream one shoulder dress hanging on my closet door waiting for a shoot, and said “that’s a lot of…
Okay so I need to say up front, this isn’t really a resale category for me the way bags are, nobody’s fighting over a beige skirt at 6am on a…