“Just get a beige sandal, it goes with everything, you’ll never have to think about it again.” That’s what a sales assistant in some outlet mall in Franklin told me…
I was standing at my closet door at 7:40 on a Tuesday morning, one shoe already on my foot, coffee going cold on the dresser, holding a second shoe up…
Okay so I need to say up front, this isn’t really a resale category for me the way bags are, nobody’s fighting over a beige skirt at 6am on a…
A guy I was seeing last year, very briefly, very politely, looked at my drawer of beige vest tops and said, “you know you own the same shirt six times,…
Nearly everyone on this one agrees the beige shirt dress is the most efficient garment I own, one purchase decision that quietly covers a Tuesday client call, a Saturday errand…
Six days until my next trip and I already know the beige tiered dress is coming, the argument is just about which one, and honestly the argument’s been running longer…
Everyone talks about a beige satin top like it’s a neutral, like it’s the quiet cousin of a white button down, and I need to say plainly that it is…
My mom and I had a whole argument about beige dresses going into a wedding this spring, her saying it’s “resort wear pretending to be respectful,” me saying beige is…
My mom came to visit in March, saw me in a beige shift dress for the third day in a row, and said, “Is that a uniform now, or are…
A woman sat next to me on a flight to Phoenix last spring, glanced at the skirt I’d worn for the sheer inconvenience of proving I could travel in leather,…