The Best Beige Shift Dresses
My mom came to visit in March, saw me in a beige shift dress for the third day in a row, and said, “Is that a uniform now, or are…
My mom came to visit in March, saw me in a beige shift dress for the third day in a row, and said, “Is that a uniform now, or are…
Everyone I know agrees the beige maxi dress is the smartest thing you can own for the exact three months where it’s too hot for real clothes and too public…
There was a proper argument in my office kitchen last month that I’m still not fully recovered from, started because the woman two desks over wore a beige gilet over…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…
My brother Sam argued for two years that beige on top reads as “I gave up” and nothing else. I argued back for two years that he’d never actually worn…
I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…
I spent two years telling anyone who’d listen that beige was a color for people who’d given up, and I want that on the record before I say what I’m…
My friend Marisol won this argument about a month ago and I’m still salty about it, which tells you everything about how these conversations usually go on our end. She’d…
I bought my first beige wrap skirt for a client dinner I was nervous about, which tells you nothing about the skirt and everything about how I make decisions, but…
Okay so beige is having a whole moment right now and I fully bought in, I own four beige a line dresses currently and I’ve donated two more, so six…