Whether Black Sneakers Genuinely Go With Everything Got Tested Properly This Time
I bought my first pair of black sneakers because a client canceled on me at 8am and I was standing in her closet with nothing to do but stare at…
Whether Brown Brogues Work With A Grey Suit Took Me Longer To Work Out Than It Should Have
People get remarkably worked up about brown shoes and grey suits, considering the actual stakes involved, which are approximately zero. Nobody has ever lost a job, a marriage, or a…
Brown Shoes With Grey Trousers Got Questioned By A Colleague At Lunch
“That’s a bold choice for a Tuesday,” she said, looking at my feet like I’d shown up in cleats. I was wearing dark brown derbies with charcoal grey trousers, a…
Beige Sandals Get Called A Neutral That Goes With Everything, I Wasnt Fully Convinced
“Just get a beige sandal, it goes with everything, you’ll never have to think about it again.” That’s what a sales assistant in some outlet mall in Franklin told me…
That Scandalous Red Carpet Dress Changed How I Think About Getting Dressed
I was lying face-down on my couch Tuesday night around nine o’clock, somewhere into the second glass of a bottle of sauvignon blanc I had planned to “only open if…
Navy Dress, Shoe Color Options: Nude, Metallic, Red and More
I was standing at my closet door at 7:40 on a Tuesday morning, one shoe already on my foot, coffee going cold on the dresser, holding a second shoe up…
The Perfect Green Sandal For Weekend Walks
A friend visiting from Chicago picked up my green sandals off the shoe pile by the door, held them up to the window, and said “these are not the color…
Hand Picked, The Green Satin Dresses Worth Shopping
I spent three years telling anyone who’d listen that green satin was a color story for people with better skin than me. I was wrong, and I’m conceding it now,…
Shop the Green Printed Dresses We’d Actually Wear
Half of us think a green printed dress is the easiest yes in a closet, the kind of thing you put on when you cannot make one more decision that…
Hand Picked, The Green Long Sleeve Dresses Worth Shopping
I was wrong about green for almost three years. I decided somewhere around 2021 that green on me read “hospice volunteer” and I just, filed it, never revisited it, never…