I Nearly Ruined A Swimsuit In The Wash And Learned Something About Shrinking
So okay, backstory. I threw my swimsuit in with a regular load of laundry, on hot, with the jeans, like a person who has apparently never read a single care…
So okay, backstory. I threw my swimsuit in with a regular load of laundry, on hot, with the jeans, like a person who has apparently never read a single care…
Okay so I posted a #getreadywithme where I mentioned, completely in passing, that I’ve worn a thong every single day for like four years, and I did not expect that…
I had the jacket in my cart for eleven days. Eleven. I know that number exactly because I screenshotted it to the group chat on day one as a joke,…
Okay so my coworker Denise once wore a crop top to our Tuesday all hands and I spent the entire meeting staring at the two inches of stomach visible between…
Okay so I posted a coat haul video in October, full main character energy, “investment piece,” the works, and by Thanksgiving the left sleeve looked like it had grown a…
Okay so this whole thing started because my roommate Devon said bras “obviously” shrink in the wash the same way a cotton tee does, and I said absolutely not, that’s…
Okay so someone in my comments asked “is a tank top appropriate for work” like it was a yes or no question and I sat with my phone for a…
Okay so I pulled a sweater out of my dryer, well, not my dryer, my washer, big difference, we’ll get there, and it looked like it had been styled for…
Okay so I had a final round interview last Tuesday, the kind where they tell you it’s “just a casual chat with the team” and you know that’s a lie,…
Okay so someone commented on a loafer video I posted, “these look painful, glad they’ll break in,” and I just sat with that for a second because. Did they, though.…