The Gold Wrap Tops Worth Your Money
I would like a word with the woman who bought a gold wrap top in 1997 to wear to a cousin’s engagement party, wore it exactly once, and then kept…
I would like a word with the woman who bought a gold wrap top in 1997 to wear to a cousin’s engagement party, wore it exactly once, and then kept…
I own three gold sleeveless dresses and I’ve told the same joke about all three of them, which is that gold looks incredible for the first ninety minutes of a…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first gold printed dress sometime around 2006, convinced it was a one time festive purchase that would see…
I would like to have a word with the woman who bought her first pair of gold hoops in 1988 convinced that the bigger the loop, the more grown up…
I still have the gold slip dress I bought for a New Year’s Eve party in 2011, and I still have the gold dress I bought eleven years later for…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a gold long sleeve dress in 2004 for a New Year’s Eve party and treated it like a costume,…
I’d like a word with the woman who spent 1991 waiting for a bus in Chicago with her hands shoved bare in her coat pockets because gloves seemed like something…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a fuchsia dress in 2001 for a wedding, wore it once, and then kept it in a garment bag…
I have owned a gold clutch since roughly 1994, and I want to say up front that this is a category I trust the way I trust a car I’ve…