My Wool Coat Started Pilling Within A Month And I Wanted To Know Why

Okay so I posted a coat haul video in October, full main character energy, “investment piece,” the works, and by Thanksgiving the left sleeve looked like it had grown a…

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My Jumper Came Out Of The Wash A Different Size And I Wanted An Explanation

Okay so I pulled a sweater out of my dryer, well, not my dryer, my washer, big difference, we’ll get there, and it looked like it had been styled for…

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Cotton Jumpers Have A Reputation For Shrinking That I Wanted To Test Properly

I bought the same jumper twice. Same brand, same size, same shade of oatmeal, four days apart, because I could not stop thinking about whether the internet was lying to…

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Bobbling Happens To Basically Every Jumper I Own And I Wanted To Know Why

I bought a jumper in November that cost more than my electric bill that month, which felt like a personal milestone, and by Christmas it had little bobbles all down…

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The Wool Coat Price Tag Made Me Sit Down And Do The Maths Before I Committed

I stood in the store doing actual math on my phone calculator while the guy behind the counter pretended not to watch me. $340 for a wool coat. I typed…

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The Dry Clean Only Label On My Wool Coat Might Be Lying To Me

I bought a navy wool coat off a resale app for forty dollars in February, third listing I’d tracked that week, and the second it landed on my doorstep I…

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Whether A Cardigan Counts As Smart Casual Depends Entirely On The Cardigan

I told a colleague once that I was wearing “smart casual” to a client dinner, and she looked at my cardigan the way you’d look at a stain you couldn’t…

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I Ruined A Wool Jumper In The Wash And Finally Understood Why

The jumper came out of the dryer looking like something I’d knit for a large cat. Charcoal gray, cable knit, bought in Scotland in a shop that smelled like peat…

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My Chelsea Boots Felt Tight For Weeks Before I Trusted Theyd Stretch

There is a specific ankle bone, mine, left foot, that spent three weeks in October convinced I had bought the wrong boots. Not sort of wrong. Fully, return label printed,…

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