The Beige Sweaters Worth Your Money
Beige is the color nobody admits to wanting until they own it, and then they own four. I’ve got two, my brother Sam has one he still thinks is “off…
Beige is the color nobody admits to wanting until they own it, and then they own four. I’ve got two, my brother Sam has one he still thinks is “off…
Twelve days until my sister’s Colorado trip and she texted me a photo of herself in a beige oversized sweater standing in her bathroom mirror asking “is this a personality…
My sister thinks a beige roll neck is proof you have your life together. I think it’s proof you haven’t done laundry since Tuesday and beige is just what’s left…
I bought my first argyle sweater with a very specific mental image attached to it, the one where I’m at some tasteful holiday gathering with a glass of something dark,…
My roommate walked into the kitchen on a Tuesday, looked at me for exactly two seconds, and said, “You’re wearing the vacuum sweater as a dress again, aren’t you.” Which,…
Okay. Bear with me. This is going to sound insane but two years ago I started noticing high fashion editors wearing the same Marks & Spencer sweater. I did what…