Breaking In Loafers Sounds Like An Excuse For A Bad Fit, So I Questioned It

Okay so someone commented on a loafer video I posted, “these look painful, glad they’ll break in,” and I just sat with that for a second because. Did they, though.…

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I Wore Loafers Both Ways For A Week To See Which One Wins

My downstairs neighbor Deb saw me twice in one week wearing the exact same navy penny loafers, and both times she said the same thing: “Those look great.” Monday, bare…

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The Bottom Button Rule Followed My Cardigan Home From My Blazer, Apparently

I buttoned a cardigan on a client three weeks ago exactly the way I’d button a blazer. Top hole first, working down, skip the bottom one on instinct, like my…

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My Loafers Creased Across The Toe Within Weeks And I Panicked A Little

I bought a pair of penny loafers in a color the store called “cognac” and I called “the color of a good idea,” and three weeks later there was a…

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Loafers With Jeans Might Be Fighting My Silhouette More Than Helping It

I stood in front of the mirror on a Tuesday, fully dressed for a lunch I did not need to dress up for, and had the specific thought that I…

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Socks With Loafers Is Apparently A Rule Now, Nobody Sent Me The Memo

My brother Sam sent me a photo last week of some guy’s ankles at a wedding, bare, loafers, tan line already forming from the day, captioned “this is apparently wrong…

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Nobody Told Me Light In The Loafers Was A Slur Until Someone Pointed It Out

I said it in a work meeting. Casual, no weight behind it, describing a guy from another department who’d picked out the good caterer for a launch event. “Oh, he’s…

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Blazers Have The Same Hidden Stitch As Trench Coats And I Never Noticed Either

I wore my brother Sam’s old blazer to a client dinner in March, sat down at the table, and felt it pull weird across the back like the fabric was…

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A Blazer That Doesnt Cover Your Bum Is Apparently A Whole Category Of Wrong

A client texted me a photo from a dressing room last month, blazer on, one hand on her hip, the other holding her phone at that angle we all use…

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A Leather Skirt At Work Comes Down To The Fabric More Than The Cut

My sister asked me if a leather skirt was “too much” for a client presentation, and I asked her the only question that actually matters: is it the kind of…

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