The Gold Mini Dresses Worth Your Money
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
The Gold Bodycon Dresses Worth Your Money
Okay so my roommate and I had a whole standoff about this back in like March, she thinks a gold bodycon is the single most extra thing you can own…
Our Favorite Gold Ruched Dresses Right Now
I spent about three years telling people gold ruched anything was a costume, not a dress. Cruise wear for a woman going somewhere I wasn’t invited. I said this with…
Our Favorite Gold Corset Dresses Right Now
Half of us think a gold corset dress is the single most useful “going out” purchase a person can make. The other half think it’s a Halloween costume that got…
Hand Picked, The Gold Sequin Dresses Worth Shopping
Okay so I ordered a gold sequin dress at 1am for a wedding that was, and I cannot stress this enough, a BACKYARD wedding, and I found that out approximately…
The Corset Dresses We Keep Coming Back To
A guy at my office holiday party, not even someone I know well, just a plus one standing near the cheese, told me my corset dress looked “great standing still”…
Our Favorite Corset Tops Right Now
I have a running joke with myself about corset tops, which is that I buy one every single spring convinced I have finally solved the underwear question, and every single…
The Best Chocolate Brown Mini Dresses
I spent most of the 2000s convinced chocolate brown was a color for other people, women with better hair and more patience for dry cleaning, and I want to formally…
Our Favorite Chocolate Brown Mini Skirts Right Now
I bought a chocolate brown mini skirt in March telling myself it would replace my black one in rotation, and it has been worn exactly twice since March. My brother…
The Best Chocolate Brown Bodycon Dresses For A Night Out
I would like a word with the woman who spent 2004 convinced that brown was a color for shoes and briefcases, nothing above the ankle, certainly nothing you’d wear to…