The Best Distressed Jeans For A Night Out
Okay so we had a whole debate going about whether distressed jeans are even a night out pant, or if that’s just something we all agreed to pretend because ripped…
Okay so we had a whole debate going about whether distressed jeans are even a night out pant, or if that’s just something we all agreed to pretend because ripped…
Okay so almost everybody in my apartment (me, my roommate, the group chat) agrees that burgundy wide leg pants are the single best pant color decision of this entire season,…
Chinos are not swimwear, which means I have zero business writing about them, except I sell clothes for a living and I’ve stood on that shop floor watching men buy…
I have a running joke on the shop floor about me and burgundy, which is that I own it in a swimsuit, a cover up, and now these joggers, and…
I had this argument with myself for about three weeks, whether black is the safe choice in this category or just the boring one, and I never actually settled it.…
Okay so beige joggers were supposed to be a one week phase for me and instead they’re the thing I’ve worn nine days out of the last twelve, which I…
I sell swimwear, not jeans, but the fitting room is the fitting room no matter what’s on the hanger, and barrel leg jeans have caused more quiet crying in that…
My sister walked into the kitchen while I was hunting for my keys, took one look at what I had on, and said, “Wait, are those the good jeans? What…
Chinos have a reputation problem. Ask anyone under thirty-five what they picture when you say the word “chino” and you will get some version of the same answer: a slightly…
I own eleven pairs of loafers and I wore some version of one on 214 days last year, because I kept a note on my phone for exactly this reason…