The Gold Heeled Sandals Worth Your Money
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…
There was a proper argument in my group chat back in April when a client of mine, a wedding I was styling three of the guests for, showed up to…
Three years ago I would’ve told you a gold cut out dress was a one occasion purchase, wear it to the one wedding where you knew there’d be dancing and…
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
“Smart but sunny” is a dress code invented by someone who has never had to get dressed for an actual event, and I said so at a planning meeting for…
Okay so my roommate and I had a whole standoff about this back in like March, she thinks a gold bodycon is the single most extra thing you can own…
I spent about three years telling people gold ruched anything was a costume, not a dress. Cruise wear for a woman going somewhere I wasn’t invited. I said this with…
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…
A guy I was dating for approximately six weeks last spring saw me in a fuchsia maxi dress and said, out loud, unprompted, “you look like you’re about to sing…