Loafers With Jeans Might Be Fighting My Silhouette More Than Helping It

I stood in front of the mirror on a Tuesday, fully dressed for a lunch I did not need to dress up for, and had the specific thought that I…

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I Wore Loafers Both Ways For A Week To See Which One Wins

My downstairs neighbor Deb saw me twice in one week wearing the exact same navy penny loafers, and both times she said the same thing: “Those look great.” Monday, bare…

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Socks With Loafers Is Apparently A Rule Now, Nobody Sent Me The Memo

My brother Sam sent me a photo last week of some guy’s ankles at a wedding, bare, loafers, tan line already forming from the day, captioned “this is apparently wrong…

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Nobody Told Me Light In The Loafers Was A Slur Until Someone Pointed It Out

I said it in a work meeting. Casual, no weight behind it, describing a guy from another department who’d picked out the good caterer for a launch event. “Oh, he’s…

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Whether Brown Brogues Work With A Grey Suit Took Me Longer To Work Out Than It Should Have

People get remarkably worked up about brown shoes and grey suits, considering the actual stakes involved, which are approximately zero. Nobody has ever lost a job, a marriage, or a…

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Brown Loafers Get Called A Universal Match, I Wanted To Test That Properly

I bought my first pair of brown loafers eleven years ago because a guy at the shoe counter told me they’d go with anything, and I believed him the way…

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How My $25 Target Loafers Keep Getting Mistaken for $800 Designer Shoes

I was crammed into the backseat of my boss’s Uber on our way to a client presentation, doing my best to keep my knees from bumping the ceiling while also…

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Cream Chunky Loafers For Light Days

Cream chunky loafers were not something I ever thought I needed until I spotted a pair in that exact shade at a vintage shop in York last April. The woman…

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The Green Loafers Worth Your Money

I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…

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