Are We in a Post-Fashion Era? Why Getting Dressed Is Getting Weird
Last Tuesday morning I experienced what I’ve come to think of as a “fashion dissociative episode.” It was 7: 45 a.m. and I had a 9:00 meeting with an advertiser.…
I Fooled Every Fashion Editor at NYFW With $30 H&M Pieces and I’m Still Cackling
Okay so I’ve literally spent years trying to figure out why French girls always look like they stepped out of a Pinterest board while I look like I got dressed…
The Mom Who Accidentally Dressed Like a Fashion Stylist (And What It Taught Me About Professional Uniforms)
Last week while shopping at Target – wait for it….Target – the socialite that I have become these days, a woman approached me in the clothing section to ask me…
Why I’m Having an Existential Crisis About Getting Dressed Every Morning
This past Thursday morning, I sprint into the elevator at my apartment building, nearly missing it. My neighbor slips in behind me. It’s Sarah from the fourth floor, we know…
I’ve Been Shopping for Clothes at Home Stores (And You Should Too)
Allow me to regale you with the story of how I realized I’ve been unintentionally wearing tablecloths as clothing. Bear with me – I need to set the scene for…
How I Fixed My Entire Wardrobe Without Buying Anything (The Mom Hack That Actually Works)
Last Tuesday, I was standing in the fitting room at Target looking at myself in one of those awful fluorescent Target-brand mirrors. I looked frumpy. I looked depressed. I looked…mom-ish.…
Why I’m Done with Clean Girl Perfection and You Should Be Too
TLDR: Drop your hair gel, grab your favorite RumRepo tees and get ready to embrace your inner Feral Girl. Trust me, She’s waiting patiently inside of all of us. Okay…
The Returns Section Shopping Hack That Changed How I Think About Fashion
Allow me to confess: I should not be telling you this. I will receive countless indignant messages from stylist friends when this publishes, and I fully deserve whatever wrath comes…
I Wore the “No Pants” Trend for an Entire Day and Now I Understand Why Everyone Thinks Fashion People Are Insane
OK, fine. I know the moment I officially became a non-compos mentis member of society. It happened sometime between 9 AM and noon on a Tuesday morning as I looked…
How My $25 Target Loafers Keep Getting Mistaken for $800 Designer Shoes
I was crammed into the backseat of my boss’s Uber on our way to a client presentation, doing my best to keep my knees from bumping the ceiling while also…