The Beige Sweaters Worth Your Money
Beige is the color nobody admits to wanting until they own it, and then they own four. I’ve got two, my brother Sam has one he still thinks is “off…
The Perfect Black Bucket Bag For The Office
Almost everyone I’ve asked about this agrees the black bucket bag is the correct office bag. One person, my brother Sam, thinks it’s a lazy default for people who couldn’t…
The Perfect Beige Shirt Top For The Office
My brother Sam argued for two years that beige on top reads as “I gave up” and nothing else. I argued back for two years that he’d never actually worn…
The Best Beige Blazers For Layering This Season
I argued for two years that beige on top of anything was a mistake unless you were extremely tan or extremely pale, no in between. My brother settled it by…
Hand Picked, The Berets Worth Shopping
My brother Sam wore a beret for exactly one Halloween, as a mime, and has never let me forget that I’ve owned four of them since without a costume in…
The Perfect Beige Coat For The Office
I called beige a coward’s color for about six years. Told my brother Sam that exact thing when he bought one, some camel colored thing from a menswear sale, and…
The Best Beige Pencil Skirts For Everyday Wear
I used to think beige pencil skirts were a costume for people who’d given up, the kind of thing you wore once at twenty six for an interview and then…
The Best Black Ankle Boots For The Office
My brother Sam calls black ankle boots the athletic sock of footwear, meaning safe to the point of having no opinion at all. I think that’s exactly the point, but…
The Asymmetric Neckline Dresses Worth Your Money
I own four of these. I’ve worn three of them a combined total of maybe nine times, and I bought every single one convinced it would be in rotation weekly.…
Claire’s Pick of the Best Balloon Sleeve Dresses
Balloon sleeves are not something I would have picked for myself. My whole deal is menswear, structure, a shoulder that’s cut like it means it, and then somebody hands me…