The Bottom Button Rule Followed My Cardigan Home From My Blazer, Apparently

I buttoned a cardigan on a client three weeks ago exactly the way I’d button a blazer. Top hole first, working down, skip the bottom one on instinct, like my…

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Chelsea Boots And Skinny Jeans Together Made Someone Raise An Eyebrow At Me

A client texted me a photo from a work event, black Chelsea boots, skinny jeans tucked slightly at the ankle the way they naturally sit, and asked “does this look…

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A Blazer That Doesnt Cover Your Bum Is Apparently A Whole Category Of Wrong

A client texted me a photo from a dressing room last month, blazer on, one hand on her hip, the other holding her phone at that angle we all use…

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Blazers Have The Same Hidden Stitch As Trench Coats And I Never Noticed Either

I wore my brother Sam’s old blazer to a client dinner in March, sat down at the table, and felt it pull weird across the back like the fabric was…

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The Trench Coats Military Origin Story Surprised Me More Than Expected

Someone on a menswear forum once told me, with total confidence, that Burberry personally designed the trench coat for officers in the trenches of World War I, sketched it himself,…

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The Cardigan Is Named After A Real Person And I Needed To Know Why

I’m standing in a fitting room with a $128 cardigan half buttoned, my phone in my other hand because I’d just typed “who is the cardigan named after” into Google…

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Slips Under Dresses Feel Like A Dying Habit, I Wanted To Check If Thats True

“Nobody wears slips anymore, they’re your grandmother’s problem now.” That’s the line, isn’t it? Said with total confidence, usually by someone standing next to a rack of polyester dresses that…

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The 90s Denim Jacket Reputation Followed Me Into A Charity Shop Rail

My roommate Dana treats every stiff, boxy denim jacket on a charity shop rail like she’s found a relic, holds it up like it’s a museum piece, says “this is…

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Denim Jackets Were A Whole 80s Uniform I Somehow Missed

My sister had just dropped three photos into the family group chat, dug out of a box in our mother’s garage, one from my cousin’s wedding, one from a backyard…

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Theres A Stitch On The Back Of Your Trench Coat Youre Supposed To Cut, Nobody Warns You

Four days before a work trip to Chicago and I’m standing in my bedroom trying to figure out why my new trench coat looks like it’s wearing a fanny pack.…

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