The Black Tie Dresses Worth Your Money
I owe an apology to the woman who spent $340 on a black tie dress in 2011, wore it exactly once to a hospital foundation gala, and then let it…
I owe an apology to the woman who spent $340 on a black tie dress in 2011, wore it exactly once to a hospital foundation gala, and then let it…
I have a client who once told me she owned “eleven, maybe twelve” black cardigans, and when I asked her to actually count, it was nineteen. Nineteen. And she wore,…
I have two black cami tops sitting three inches apart on the same hanger and they could not be more different people. One’s a silk one I found on a…
There’s a running joke in my office about the way I dig through my belt bag looking for keys, this specific, slightly demented patting motion, like I’m frisking myself, that…
I have a running disagreement with myself about the black bardot top that I have never fully resolved, and it is not about whether it fits, it is about whether…
Okay so I have owned four black backless dresses in the last two years, which is a specific number I actually counted because I got weirdly defensive when my roommate…
Everyone treats black ballet flats like the thing you buy when you’ve given up, and I’m tired of it. That’s the whole complaint, no rebuttal needed because it’s true, I’ve…
There was a stretch, maybe three years ago, where I would have told you the black A line skirt was a costume for people who peaked in a college internship…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who packed a black A line dress for a beach trip in 2009 folded into eighths at the bottom of a…
My brother Sam calls black ankle boots the athletic sock of footwear, meaning safe to the point of having no opinion at all. I think that’s exactly the point, but…