Pale Blue Jeans: Looks Worth Trying
I bought my first pair of pale blue jeans on a whim, on my lunch break, under the worst fitting room lighting known to man, and walked out convinced I’d…
Silk Skirt: Styling Ideas
Everyone talks about silk skirts like they’re a hazard. Dry clean only, wrinkles if you breathe near it, only comes out for the one wedding a year where you’re forced…
Sky Blue Jeans: What Actually Works
I wore sky blue skinny jeans with a chambray shirt in almost the exact same wash to a work happy hour in 2016, and I want to be very clear…
Ankle Grazer Jeans: Shoes and Boots
Ankle grazer jeans have a reputation for being the compromise nobody actually asked for. Too short to read as a full length jean, too long to be a proper crop,…
Cropped Jeans: Shoes, Boots, Socks and Jackets
I bought my first pair of cropped jeans in 2019 for a work trip to Austin and wore them with ballet flats, the kind with the little bow, because that…
Peplum Top: Layers, Jeans, Pants and Skirts
I did an actual count last week, standing in front of my closet with my coffee going cold, and the number was fourteen. Fourteen peplum tops. Not blouses that happen…
Dark Blue Jeans: Colors and Outfits
I counted last Tuesday, actually sat there with my coffee and counted, and dark blue jeans have been in twenty two of my last thirty outfits. Not the “I own…
Barrel Jeans in Winter: Shoes That Work in Cold Weather
The first time I wore barrel jeans out in actual winter, not just around the apartment where the worst hazard is a rug, I put them with a pair of…
What to Pair With a Leather Jacket
I own eleven leather jackets. Eleven. I counted them properly last month, laid out across the bed like some kind of intervention, and my first reaction wasn’t pride, it was…
Mens Black Leather Jacket: What Actually Works
I have a spreadsheet. Not a metaphorical one, an actual Google Sheet called “Theo’s Closet” that I started three years ago and have never once let him see, because if…