The Gold Mini Dresses Worth Your Money
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
The Gold Bodycon Dresses Worth Your Money
Okay so my roommate and I had a whole standoff about this back in like March, she thinks a gold bodycon is the single most extra thing you can own…
Our Favorite Gold Ruched Dresses Right Now
I spent about three years telling people gold ruched anything was a costume, not a dress. Cruise wear for a woman going somewhere I wasn’t invited. I said this with…
Our Favorite Gold Satin Dresses Right Now
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…
The Perfect Fuchsia Maxi Dress For Date Night
A guy I was dating for approximately six weeks last spring saw me in a fuchsia maxi dress and said, out loud, unprompted, “you look like you’re about to sing…
Our Favorite Gold Corset Dresses Right Now
Half of us think a gold corset dress is the single most useful “going out” purchase a person can make. The other half think it’s a Halloween costume that got…
The Perfect Gold Skater Dress For A Night Out
Everyone I know treats gold like it’s a costume you rent for one wedding and return by Monday. Nobody actually owns it. They borrow their roommate’s, or they buy it…
The Perfect Frill Dress For Date Night
I bought this frill dress in March telling myself it was a “date night dress,” which is a lie I tell every single frill dress I own, because the actual…
The Perfect Cotton Dress For Date Night
I own four cotton dresses I have called “the date night dress” at some point, and I have worn exactly one of them on an actual date. The other three…
The Corset Dresses We Keep Coming Back To
A guy at my office holiday party, not even someone I know well, just a plus one standing near the cheese, told me my corset dress looked “great standing still”…