Corset Outfits: Skirts, Layers and What Goes Underneath
I own seven corsets. Actually own, not “have tried on and returned,” seven, sitting in my closet right now, and I wore one four times last week alone, which I…
What to Pair With a Leather Jacket
I own eleven leather jackets. Eleven. I counted them properly last month, laid out across the bed like some kind of intervention, and my first reaction wasn’t pride, it was…
Mens Black Leather Jacket: What Actually Works
I have a spreadsheet. Not a metaphorical one, an actual Google Sheet called “Theo’s Closet” that I started three years ago and have never once let him see, because if…
Jean Skirt: Everyday Looks
I counted them last Tuesday night, sitting on my bedroom floor with a glass of wine I probably didn’t need, and the number was eleven. Eleven jean skirts. Not eleven…
Longline Coat: What to Wear Underneath
I’ve owned exactly three longline coats that actually earned their closet space, and I got there by ignoring almost everything the internet told me about wearing them. The reputation is…
Best Shirt Colors for Brown Pants
My sister in law walked into Thanksgiving last year, looked at my brown corduroys and my white button up, and said, “Oh, you look like a substitute teacher who’s about…
Emerald Green Dress: Which Shoe Colors Look Best
I have worn my emerald green dress fourteen times since March. I know this because I keep a running note in my phone titled “green dress rewears,” which is a…
Green Dress for a Wedding: Shoe Color Ideas
I was standing in my closet at 11:40 the night before my cousin’s wedding, one shoe in each hand, holding them up against a green dress that was hanging on…
Blue Evening Dress: Shoes That Suit It
My roommate Marisol walked into my room on a Thursday night, looked at the eleven pairs of shoes fanned out across my bed like a crime scene, and said “you’re…
Light Blue Suit: Which Shoe Colors Work?
I reach for this suit about eleven times a year, which I know because I actually tracked it last year in the same spreadsheet I use for expense reports, because…