The Best Distressed Jeans For A Night Out
Okay so we had a whole debate going about whether distressed jeans are even a night out pant, or if that’s just something we all agreed to pretend because ripped…
Okay so we had a whole debate going about whether distressed jeans are even a night out pant, or if that’s just something we all agreed to pretend because ripped…
I own four corduroy jackets and wear maybe one and a half of them, and that half is doing a lot of work this time of year because the other…
Okay so I need to talk about denim jackets because I have had the exact same argument with myself for like three years now, and it never actually resolves, it…
My brother Sam thinks corduroy is a costume for people who want to look like they read more than they actually do. I think that’s exactly why it works. We’ve…
Okay, cream sweaters. I sell swimsuits for a living, which means my whole year is organized around what survives salt water, so it feels a little absurd that I’m the…
Okay so I own three corduroy dresses and I have worn, combined, all three of them, maybe nine times total since October. That math is bad. That math is embarrassing…
A woman on my flight to Nashville, seat 14C, leaned over during boarding and said “that coat is doing a lot” in a tone I genuinely could not decode as…
I own four checked sweaters and I like exactly one and a half of them, and that half is doing a lot of work in this sentence because the half…
Four days until my sister’s wedding shower and I’m standing in my own closet, not a fitting room for once, staring at the checked shirt I bought in April and…
Okay so my complaint, and nobody in my life has ever once pushed back on this, they just nod and let me keep talking, is that everyone treats the checked…