The Gold Block Heels We Keep Coming Back To
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a gold long sleeve dress in 2004 for a New Year’s Eve party and treated it like a costume,…
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
“Smart but sunny” is a dress code invented by someone who has never had to get dressed for an actual event, and I said so at a planning meeting for…
Fourteen days out from a work trip to Naples, Florida, and I’m standing in my own bedroom holding a gold maxi skirt up to the mirror wondering if I’ve finally…
My brother Sam owns exactly one gold anything, a novelty tie he wore to prom, and when I texted him a photo of the first cami I bought he replied…
Okay so my roommate and I had a whole standoff about this back in like March, she thinks a gold bodycon is the single most extra thing you can own…
I spent about three years telling people gold ruched anything was a costume, not a dress. Cruise wear for a woman going somewhere I wasn’t invited. I said this with…
The group chat consensus on the gold shirt dress was almost embarrassingly fast: everyone said yes, everyone said holiday party, everyone said finally, a dress that doesn’t require a cardigan…