The Bardot Tops Worth Your Money
A friend of mine wore a bardot top to a birthday dinner that she’d found for six dollars at a church sale, elastic already a little tired, and posted about…
A friend of mine wore a bardot top to a birthday dinner that she’d found for six dollars at a church sale, elastic already a little tired, and posted about…
I did a genuine count last week, standing in front of the closet with a coffee going cold on the dresser, and the number was fourteen. Fourteen maxi skirts. Not…
I’m going to say the unpopular thing first because someone has to. I think a batwing top is a resale trap dressed up as a wardrobe piece, the kind of…
My sister walked into the kitchen while I was hunting for my keys, took one look at what I had on, and said, “Wait, are those the good jeans? What…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first basket bag in roughly 1996, convinced it was a one season joke she’d get a summer out…
Chinos have a reputation problem. Ask anyone under thirty-five what they picture when you say the word “chino” and you will get some version of the same answer: a slightly…
I want to have a word with the woman who spent 1996 convinced an ankle strap sandal was aging on anyone over thirty, some kind of ingenue footwear that expired…
A guy at a bar last month, total stranger, waiting for the bathroom line to move, leaned over and told me my dress looked “like a swimming pool decided to…
My brother Sam showed up to Thanksgiving in a leopard print button up he’d bought off some guy at a swap meet, wore it with zero self consciousness, and I…
My mom and I had a whole argument about shaft height back in October, the kind where nobody’s really listening to the other person, we’re both just waiting for our…