Light Blue Dress Shoe Colors
I own six pairs of shoes that only earn their keep once a light blue dress comes out of the closet, and I counted them twice because the number embarrassed…
I own six pairs of shoes that only earn their keep once a light blue dress comes out of the closet, and I counted them twice because the number embarrassed…
I bought gold sandals for a silver dress once, and not cheap ones either, sixty eight dollars at a store that definitely marked them up because the word “wedding” was…
My sister in law walked into Thanksgiving last year, looked at my brown corduroys and my white button up, and said, “Oh, you look like a substitute teacher who’s about…
I have worn my emerald green dress fourteen times since March. I know this because I keep a running note in my phone titled “green dress rewears,” which is a…
I was standing in my closet at 11:40 the night before my cousin’s wedding, one shoe in each hand, holding them up against a green dress that was hanging on…
My roommate Marisol walked into my room on a Thursday night, looked at the eleven pairs of shoes fanned out across my bed like a crime scene, and said “you’re…
I reach for this suit about eleven times a year, which I know because I actually tracked it last year in the same spreadsheet I use for expense reports, because…
I own eleven pairs of dress shoes, which is a number I did not believe until I lined them up on the bedroom floor to write this, and the first…
I own fourteen orange dresses. Fourteen. I counted twice because the first number felt like a lie I was telling about myself, and the second count came back the same,…
I’ve owned a black sequin skirt since roughly 2011, and for most of that time I treated it the way most people treat theirs, as a single-occasion garment that comes…