The Gold Heeled Sandals Worth Your Money
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…
There was a proper argument in my group chat back in April when a client of mine, a wedding I was styling three of the guests for, showed up to…
Three years ago I would’ve told you a gold cut out dress was a one occasion purchase, wear it to the one wedding where you knew there’d be dancing and…
One of us has a gold floral dress hanging in a garment bag like it’s a legal document, worn exactly twice, both times to something that required a name tag.…
Three years ago I would have told you gold denim was a costume, the kind of thing you wear once to a themed brunch and then donate, still with the…
Everyone treats a gold midi skirt like it’s a costume you wear once for a wedding and then feel guilty about owning. I’m tired of that framing. Nobody defends it,…
My brother Sam has a joke he won’t drop, which is that I own exactly one “girl dress” and I’ve made him watch me try it on nine separate times…
Nobody on my floor treats a gold mini skirt as an actual work decision, and I find this personally insulting. It gets filed under “fun,” worn once to a holiday…
I still have the gold slip dress I bought for a New Year’s Eve party in 2011, and I still have the gold dress I bought eleven years later for…
Okay so I still have the pair I bought at the airport in 2022 for forty one dollars because my flight got delayed and I decided that was a personality…