My Personal Trainer Costs More Than My Rent Increase, I Finally Worked Out If Thats Fine

My landlord raised my rent by $140 a month starting in October. I know this because I got the email, read it twice, said a word I won’t repeat here,…

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I Washed A Wool Coat Against All Advice, Heres What Happened

My coat came back from the dry cleaner smelling like chemicals and costing twenty two dollars, and I stood in my kitchen and thought, I could just wash this. It’s…

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My Sweatshirt Shrank Two Sizes And Im Still Not Over It

I bought a sweatshirt in a medium, washed it once on the setting the tag told me to use, and pulled out something that now fits a golden retriever better…

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A Maxi Dress Felt Like Too Much Fabric For A Job Interview, So I Reconsidered

I laid the maxi dress out on my bed at 7:40am, next to a blazer, and stood there having a full argument with myself about yardage. That’s the actual word…

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A Lace Dress For A Wedding Guest Comes Down To The Lace Itself, Not The Dress

My friend Renata texted me a photo of a dress three weeks before her cousin’s wedding with the message “is this too much lace” and I stared at it for…

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I Wore Loafers Both Ways For A Week To See Which One Wins

My downstairs neighbor Deb saw me twice in one week wearing the exact same navy penny loafers, and both times she said the same thing: “Those look great.” Monday, bare…

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My Tailor Had Opinions About My Suit And No Belt, I Wasnt Ready For That Conversation

The pins were already in my jacket sleeve when Dominic, my tailor for the last three years, took one look at the loops on my new suit trousers and asked…

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