My upstairs neighbor Dave owns a leather jacket he bought in 2019 and has worn approximately four times because he’s convinced it makes him look like he’s compensating for something.…
“That’s a bold choice for a Tuesday,” she said, looking at my feet like I’d shown up in cleats. I was wearing dark brown derbies with charcoal grey trousers, a…
I was crammed into the backseat of my boss’s Uber on our way to a client presentation, doing my best to keep my knees from bumping the ceiling while also…
Cream chunky loafers were not something I ever thought I needed until I spotted a pair in that exact shade at a vintage shop in York last April. The woman…
I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…
Everyone in my group chat agreed the burgundy loafer was a safe pick this season, everyone except one friend who styles for a corporate menswear account and thinks burgundy anything…
Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…
I have four burgundy blouses in rotation right now, which is not a normal number of one specific colored blouse for a person to own, and I’ve stopped defending it…
My brother Sam said burgundy was a “Halloween color for guys who peaked in college a cappella” and I told him he was wrong, and then I settled it the…
I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…