Suit Trousers Feeling Snug After Lunch Made Me Question The Fabric

I have genuinely spent longer thinking about my waistband than most people spend deciding whether to buy a house. I know this because I once stood in a fitting room…

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Whether You Need A Slip Under A Dress Never Crossed My Mind Until A Sheer One

There was a woman standing in front of me at a coffee shop last week wearing a white cotton dress, arms up, reaching for the oat milk on the top…

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My Tailor Had Opinions About My Suit And No Belt, I Wasnt Ready For That Conversation

The pins were already in my jacket sleeve when Dominic, my tailor for the last three years, took one look at the loops on my new suit trousers and asked…

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The Trench Coats Military Origin Story Surprised Me More Than Expected

Someone on a menswear forum once told me, with total confidence, that Burberry personally designed the trench coat for officers in the trenches of World War I, sketched it himself,…

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Nobody Mentioned I Might Need A Slip Under My Wedding Dress

My mom’s friend, a woman who got married in 1986 and has never once let anyone forget it, told me at a bridal shower that “back in our day nobody…

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Theres A Stitch On The Back Of Your Trench Coat Youre Supposed To Cut, Nobody Warns You

Four days before a work trip to Chicago and I’m standing in my bedroom trying to figure out why my new trench coat looks like it’s wearing a fanny pack.…

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I Went Down A Rabbit Hole Trying To Find Out Who Invented The Wrap Dress

A woman at a dry cleaner’s counter in Cherry Creek, waiting behind me while I explained a stain situation I’d rather not detail here, looked at what I was wearing…

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The Trench Coat Sits In An Awkward Spot Between Formal And Casual

The moment always arrives at the coat rack, not before. You’re standing in the front hallway at 8:10, client call at 9, dinner with people from business school at 7,…

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Buttoning Both Buttons On A Blazer Is The One Rule Everyone Quietly Ignores

I bought a blazer off a resale app three months ago, gray, structured, the kind of thing that photographs like it costs more than it did, and the first thing…

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Whether Socks Should Match Your Shoes Or Your Trousers Split My Flatmates Down The Middle

I had a client last month, a guy in his sixties getting fitted for a wedding, tell me his father always matched socks to trousers because “matching them to your…

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