The Gold Wrap Tops Worth Your Money
I would like a word with the woman who bought a gold wrap top in 1997 to wear to a cousin’s engagement party, wore it exactly once, and then kept…
The Green Loafers Worth Your Money
I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…
The Perfect Gold Slip Dress For A Night Out
I own two gold slip dresses and they have taught me completely different lessons about my own body, my own tolerance for discomfort, and how much I’m willing to pay…
Hand Picked, The Gold Linen Dresses Worth Shopping
I had a whole argument prepared for the woman two desks over about whether a gold linen dress is a real purchase or a costume, cost per wear versus one…
The Perfect Gold Date Night Loafer
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
Our Favorite Gold Satin Dresses Right Now
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…
Hand Picked, The Gold Shift Dresses Worth Shopping
I set three separate alerts for gold shift dresses over one weekend, which is a normal amount of alerts to set for a dress you will wear four times a…
The Gold Blazers We Keep Coming Back To
One of us thinks a gold blazer is a costume you wear twice and donate. The other one, me, has owned four, currently owns three, and wore one to a…
Hand Picked, The Gold Black Tie Dresses Worth Shopping
I had nineteen dresses on the shortlist. Nineteen. I know because I made a spreadsheet, because that is who I am now, and my mom saw it over my shoulder…
Our Favorite Gold Satin Skirts Right Now
I told the studio a gold satin skirt is a nighttime item, full stop, no exceptions, and I held that line for about two years. Then a client came in…