The Gold Satin Tops Worth Your Money

I said gold satin tops were a trap, the kind of thing that photographs great on a hanger and does nothing for you at a desk. My brother’s girlfriend ended…

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Our Favorite Cream Pleated Dresses Right Now

I spent most of the 2000s telling anyone who’d listen that cream was a color for people who didn’t eat food in public, and I want to formally concede that…

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Hand Picked, The Cream Polka Dot Dresses Worth Shopping

I bought my first cream polka dot dress convinced I’d wear it every single week. That was three years ago. I have worn it, by my own honest count, eleven…

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The Best Cream Printed Dresses For Date Night

Okay so this isn’t a swimsuit, I know, I sell swimwear for a living, but a date night dress is basically the same crisis with different lighting. Someone comes in…

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The Cream Puff Sleeve Dresses We Keep Coming Back To

I bought my third cream puff sleeve dress in fourteen months last week, which means the ledger now has a whole subsection just for this one silhouette, and I’m not…

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The Cream One Shoulder Dresses Worth Your Money

Okay so my mom came to visit in April, saw the cream one shoulder dress hanging on my closet door waiting for a shoot, and said “that’s a lot of…

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Hand Picked, The Burgundy Loafers Worth Shopping

Everyone in my group chat agreed the burgundy loafer was a safe pick this season, everyone except one friend who styles for a corporate menswear account and thinks burgundy anything…

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The Perfect Burgundy Satin Dress For Weekend Brunch

Everyone I know treats a burgundy satin dress like it’s an event dress, something you unzip a garment bag for twice a year and then apologize to for taking up…

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Our Favorite Burgundy Blazers Right Now

I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…

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The Brown Shift Dresses Worth Your Money

A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…

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