The Perfect Gold Denim Skirt For Weekend Wear
Six days until the trip I’m not even taking anymore, and I’m still standing in my kitchen in a gold denim skirt at nine at night, which tells you exactly…
Six days until the trip I’m not even taking anymore, and I’m still standing in my kitchen in a gold denim skirt at nine at night, which tells you exactly…
Okay so I still have the pair I bought at the airport in 2022 for forty one dollars because my flight got delayed and I decided that was a personality…
I bought a gold A line dress convinced it was going to sit in the closet like every metallic thing I’ve ever owned, worn once for a wedding and then…
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a gold long sleeve dress in 2004 for a New Year’s Eve party and treated it like a costume,…
I said for two years that a mule was an at home shoe, a walk to the mailbox shoe, and anyone wearing one to an actual office was going to…
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
Fourteen days out from a work trip to Naples, Florida, and I’m standing in my own bedroom holding a gold maxi skirt up to the mirror wondering if I’ve finally…
I set three separate alerts for gold shift dresses over one weekend, which is a normal amount of alerts to set for a dress you will wear four times a…