The Gold Jackets Worth Your Money
A gold jacket entered the group chat, metaphorically, when I sent a photo from a fitting room and asked if it was insane, and the argument that followed never actually…
A gold jacket entered the group chat, metaphorically, when I sent a photo from a fitting room and asked if it was insane, and the argument that followed never actually…
Okay so on this team, one of us thinks a gold leather skirt is a special occasion piece, wheel it out for one dinner, take it off before the leather…
Everyone treats a gold lace dress like it exists purely for the photo, the one shot in the doorway before the car shows up, and then never mentions it again…
My brother Sam and I got into it about gold joggers back in February, the kind of argument that only happens when neither person has actually tested the thing yet,…
Okay so gold sweaters. I bought my first one because I saw it under studio lights at a friend’s holiday shoot and it looked like actual liquid, and then I…
Everyone treats a gold midi skirt like it’s a costume you wear once for a wedding and then feel guilty about owning. I’m tired of that framing. Nobody defends it,…
My brother Sam has a joke he won’t drop, which is that I own exactly one “girl dress” and I’ve made him watch me try it on nine separate times…
Nobody on my floor treats a gold mini skirt as an actual work decision, and I find this personally insulting. It gets filed under “fun,” worn once to a holiday…
I still have the gold slip dress I bought for a New Year’s Eve party in 2011, and I still have the gold dress I bought eleven years later for…
Six days until the trip I’m not even taking anymore, and I’m still standing in my kitchen in a gold denim skirt at nine at night, which tells you exactly…