The Gold Lace Tops Worth Your Money
One of us thinks a gold lace top is the single most flattering thing you can put on a body, any body, and wears hers to the grocery store like…
One of us thinks a gold lace top is the single most flattering thing you can put on a body, any body, and wears hers to the grocery store like…
Everyone treats a gold lace dress like it exists purely for the photo, the one shot in the doorway before the car shows up, and then never mentions it again…
Everyone treats a gold midi skirt like it’s a costume you wear once for a wedding and then feel guilty about owning. I’m tired of that framing. Nobody defends it,…
My brother Sam has a joke he won’t drop, which is that I own exactly one “girl dress” and I’ve made him watch me try it on nine separate times…
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
“Smart but sunny” is a dress code invented by someone who has never had to get dressed for an actual event, and I said so at a planning meeting for…
Fourteen days out from a work trip to Naples, Florida, and I’m standing in my own bedroom holding a gold maxi skirt up to the mirror wondering if I’ve finally…
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…
I set three separate alerts for gold shift dresses over one weekend, which is a normal amount of alerts to set for a dress you will wear four times a…
One of us thinks a gold blazer is a costume you wear twice and donate. The other one, me, has owned four, currently owns three, and wore one to a…