The Best Checked Sweaters
I own four checked sweaters and I like exactly one and a half of them, and that half is doing a lot of work in this sentence because the half…
I own four checked sweaters and I like exactly one and a half of them, and that half is doing a lot of work in this sentence because the half…
Okay so this burgundy leather skirt has been living in my camera roll for two weeks and I still haven’t figured out if I’m a person who owns this now…
I would like a word with the woman who spent most of 1996 convinced burgundy was a “safe neutral,” because I have since owned six burgundy cardigans and can report…
I have a running joke on the shop floor about me and burgundy, which is that I own it in a swimsuit, a cover up, and now these joggers, and…
Someone on this team texted “burgundy is a neutral” into the group chat last week and I have not stopped thinking about it since. That is a lie you tell…
I told everyone for two years that burgundy was a fall color and nothing else, that it belonged in October and shut itself down by February. I was wrong about…
My brother crashed at my place for a weekend in October, saw the brown satin top hanging over my desk chair, and said “that looks like something Dad would’ve worn…
I spent an actual year of my life insisting that brown was a color that only worked on other people, the kind of person who owns a dutch oven and…
Every stylist I know is currently in agreement about the brown tiered skirt, except for one client of mine who thinks the whole category is a costume for a woman…
I had a whole argument with myself last week about whether brown is a neutral or a decision, and then it snowed four inches on a Tuesday in April and…