The Green Ruched Dresses We Keep Coming Back To
I don’t own an iron. Not a moral stance, not a minimalism thing, I just don’t have one, and my brother Sam thinks this is the most damning fact about…
I don’t own an iron. Not a moral stance, not a minimalism thing, I just don’t have one, and my brother Sam thinks this is the most damning fact about…
I spent three years telling anyone who’d listen that green satin was a color story for people with better skin than me. I was wrong, and I’m conceding it now,…
Nobody warns you that a green square neck dress is basically two different outfits depending on whether you’re standing still or actually walking somewhere, and I’m tired of pretending that’s…
Okay so I own two green sequin dresses and they could not be more different people. One is this deep bottle green mini I bought for a wedding two years…
I would like a word with the woman who stood in a dressing room in 1994 and declared, out loud, to nobody, that green was “a color for tablecloths, not…
Half of us think a green printed dress is the easiest yes in a closet, the kind of thing you put on when you cannot make one more decision that…
I built the case for this dress the way I’d build a case for anything, cost per wear against the number of summer weddings actually on the calendar, which this…
“Smart but sunny.” That was the actual line on the invitation my cousin sent for her backyard engagement thing in June, and I texted it to my sister like it…
I was wrong about green for almost three years. I decided somewhere around 2021 that green on me read “hospice volunteer” and I just, filed it, never revisited it, never…
I said gold wrap dresses were a garden party cliché for two full summers before I bought one, and I was wrong, quietly wrong, the kind of wrong where you…