The Gold Block Heels We Keep Coming Back To
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…
My brother Sam owns exactly one gold anything, a novelty tie he wore to prom, and when I texted him a photo of the first cami I bought he replied…
Okay so my roommate and I had a whole standoff about this back in like March, she thinks a gold bodycon is the single most extra thing you can own…
I spent about three years telling people gold ruched anything was a costume, not a dress. Cruise wear for a woman going somewhere I wasn’t invited. I said this with…
The group chat consensus on the gold shirt dress was almost embarrassingly fast: everyone said yes, everyone said holiday party, everyone said finally, a dress that doesn’t require a cardigan…
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…
I set three separate alerts for gold shift dresses over one weekend, which is a normal amount of alerts to set for a dress you will wear four times a…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own gold sandals the way other people own tote bags, meaning too many, meaning I can’t explain most of the…
I have had the same argument with myself for two summers running about the tall lace up gladiator, the ones that go almost to the knee, and it never actually…
I had nineteen dresses on the shortlist. Nineteen. I know because I made a spreadsheet, because that is who I am now, and my mom saw it over my shoulder…