The Gold Heeled Sandals Worth Your Money
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…
There was a proper argument in my group chat back in April when a client of mine, a wedding I was styling three of the guests for, showed up to…
Three years ago I would’ve told you a gold cut out dress was a one occasion purchase, wear it to the one wedding where you knew there’d be dancing and…
One of us has a gold floral dress hanging in a garment bag like it’s a legal document, worn exactly twice, both times to something that required a name tag.…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a gold long sleeve dress in 2004 for a New Year’s Eve party and treated it like a costume,…
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
“Smart but sunny” is a dress code invented by someone who has never had to get dressed for an actual event, and I said so at a planning meeting for…
Fourteen days out from a work trip to Naples, Florida, and I’m standing in my own bedroom holding a gold maxi skirt up to the mirror wondering if I’ve finally…
I bought a gold A line dress convinced it was going to sit in the closet like every metallic thing I’ve ever owned, worn once for a wedding and then…
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…