The Gold Mini Dresses Worth Your Money
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
Okay so my roommate and I had a whole standoff about this back in like March, she thinks a gold bodycon is the single most extra thing you can own…
I spent about three years telling people gold ruched anything was a costume, not a dress. Cruise wear for a woman going somewhere I wasn’t invited. I said this with…
The group chat consensus on the gold shirt dress was almost embarrassingly fast: everyone said yes, everyone said holiday party, everyone said finally, a dress that doesn’t require a cardigan…
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…
I set three separate alerts for gold shift dresses over one weekend, which is a normal amount of alerts to set for a dress you will wear four times a…
I had nineteen dresses on the shortlist. Nineteen. I know because I made a spreadsheet, because that is who I am now, and my mom saw it over my shoulder…
Two years ago I’d have told you gold bridesmaid dresses were a metallic cry for help, the kind of thing a bride picks when she’s decided her whole wedding needs…
Half of us think a gold corset dress is the single most useful “going out” purchase a person can make. The other half think it’s a Halloween costume that got…
Okay so I ordered a gold sequin dress at 1am for a wedding that was, and I cannot stress this enough, a BACKYARD wedding, and I found that out approximately…