The Perfect Gold Skater Dress For A Night Out
Everyone I know treats gold like it’s a costume you rent for one wedding and return by Monday. Nobody actually owns it. They borrow their roommate’s, or they buy it…
Everyone I know treats gold like it’s a costume you rent for one wedding and return by Monday. Nobody actually owns it. They borrow their roommate’s, or they buy it…
A guy at my office holiday party, not even someone I know well, just a plus one standing near the cheese, told me my corset dress looked “great standing still”…
I spent most of the 2000s convinced chocolate brown was a color for other people, women with better hair and more patience for dry cleaning, and I want to formally…
I own a green velvet dress from three Decembers ago that I still think about the way you think about a bad investment you’re not ready to admit was bad.…
There’s a running joke in my house at this point, which is that every summer I announce I’m “not doing velvet in July” and then I do velvet in July,…
I would like a word with the woman who spent 2004 convinced that brown was a color for shoes and briefcases, nothing above the ankle, certainly nothing you’d wear to…
Everyone I know treats a burgundy satin dress like it’s an event dress, something you unzip a garment bag for twice a year and then apologize to for taking up…
I spent about three years telling anyone who’d listen that burgundy sequins were a trap, gorgeous on the hanger, a genuine crime scene by the end of the night, sequins…
Every single person I packed for Cabo this year said the burgundy bodycon was the smart pick. My sister said it. My roommate said it while literally borrowing it off…
There was a proper argument in our group chat last spring when one of us wore a brown slip dress to a “casual Friday drinks” thing and someone else said,…