The Perfect Gold Skater Dress For A Night Out

Everyone I know treats gold like it’s a costume you rent for one wedding and return by Monday. Nobody actually owns it. They borrow their roommate’s, or they buy it…

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The Corset Dresses We Keep Coming Back To

A guy at my office holiday party, not even someone I know well, just a plus one standing near the cheese, told me my corset dress looked “great standing still”…

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The Best Chocolate Brown Mini Dresses

I spent most of the 2000s convinced chocolate brown was a color for other people, women with better hair and more patience for dry cleaning, and I want to formally…

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The Perfect Burgundy Velvet Dress For A Garden Party

There’s a running joke in my house at this point, which is that every summer I announce I’m “not doing velvet in July” and then I do velvet in July,…

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The Best Chocolate Brown Bodycon Dresses For A Night Out

I would like a word with the woman who spent 2004 convinced that brown was a color for shoes and briefcases, nothing above the ankle, certainly nothing you’d wear to…

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The Perfect Burgundy Satin Dress For Weekend Brunch

Everyone I know treats a burgundy satin dress like it’s an event dress, something you unzip a garment bag for twice a year and then apologize to for taking up…

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Claire’s Pick of the Best Burgundy Sequin Dresses

I spent about three years telling anyone who’d listen that burgundy sequins were a trap, gorgeous on the hanger, a genuine crime scene by the end of the night, sequins…

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The Perfect Burgundy Bodycon Dress For A Beach Vacation

Every single person I packed for Cabo this year said the burgundy bodycon was the smart pick. My sister said it. My roommate said it while literally borrowing it off…

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The Best Brown Slip Dresses

There was a proper argument in our group chat last spring when one of us wore a brown slip dress to a “casual Friday drinks” thing and someone else said,…

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