The Gold Lace Dresses Worth Your Money
Everyone treats a gold lace dress like it exists purely for the photo, the one shot in the doorway before the car shows up, and then never mentions it again…
Everyone treats a gold lace dress like it exists purely for the photo, the one shot in the doorway before the car shows up, and then never mentions it again…
My brother Sam has a joke he won’t drop, which is that I own exactly one “girl dress” and I’ve made him watch me try it on nine separate times…
I still have the gold slip dress I bought for a New Year’s Eve party in 2011, and I still have the gold dress I bought eleven years later for…
Nobody warns you about the gold dress until you’re already standing on a hotel balcony realizing your suitcase folded it in half for eleven hours and now it looks like…
There was a proper argument in my group chat back in April when a client of mine, a wedding I was styling three of the guests for, showed up to…
Three years ago I would’ve told you a gold cut out dress was a one occasion purchase, wear it to the one wedding where you knew there’d be dancing and…
One of us has a gold floral dress hanging in a garment bag like it’s a legal document, worn exactly twice, both times to something that required a name tag.…
I bought a gold A line dress convinced it was going to sit in the closet like every metallic thing I’ve ever owned, worn once for a wedding and then…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a gold long sleeve dress in 2004 for a New Year’s Eve party and treated it like a costume,…