The Perfect Brown Bardot Top For The Office
My brother Sam thinks a bardot top is basically office-appropriate as long as you own a blazer, and I think that logic is how you end up explaining your shoulders…
The Beige Satin Tops Worth Your Money
Everyone talks about a beige satin top like it’s a neutral, like it’s the quiet cousin of a white button down, and I need to say plainly that it is…
The Black Velvet Dresses Worth Your Money
Had a client last year, older woman, tell me black velvet was “the safe choice for a woman my size,” and I actually stopped what I was doing to argue…
Our Favorite Black Bodycon Dresses Right Now
There was a stretch, maybe four years ago, when I would have told you the black bodycon dress was a young person’s problem, the kind of thing you wear at…
Shop the Beige Slip Dresses We’d Actually Wear
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…
The Perfect Beige Cropped Top For A Night Out
I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…
The Beige Mini Skirts We Keep Coming Back To
I own four beige mini skirts right now. Four. I counted them Sunday while doing laundry, sitting on top of the dryer like it was an intervention, and my first…
The Black Bardot Tops Worth Your Money
I have a running disagreement with myself about the black bardot top that I have never fully resolved, and it is not about whether it fits, it is about whether…
Claire’s Pick of the Best Black Backless Dresses
Okay so I have owned four black backless dresses in the last two years, which is a specific number I actually counted because I got weirdly defensive when my roommate…
The Perfect Beige Satin Skirt For The Office
There was a proper argument in this house the week I wore a beige satin skirt to a meeting and my sister, on the phone, heard the rustle of it…