The Gold Jackets Worth Your Money
A gold jacket entered the group chat, metaphorically, when I sent a photo from a fitting room and asked if it was insane, and the argument that followed never actually…
A gold jacket entered the group chat, metaphorically, when I sent a photo from a fitting room and asked if it was insane, and the argument that followed never actually…
I had a whole argument prepared for the woman two desks over about whether a gold linen dress is a real purchase or a costume, cost per wear versus one…
Okay so on this team, one of us thinks a gold leather skirt is a special occasion piece, wheel it out for one dinner, take it off before the leather…
There was a proper argument, back in June, about whether a gold knitted dress belongs at an actual garden party or whether it’s a “wedding guest dress having an identity…
Everyone treats a gold lace dress like it exists purely for the photo, the one shot in the doorway before the car shows up, and then never mentions it again…
My brother Sam and I got into it about gold joggers back in February, the kind of argument that only happens when neither person has actually tested the thing yet,…
Okay so gold sweaters. I bought my first one because I saw it under studio lights at a friend’s holiday shoot and it looked like actual liquid, and then I…
Six days until the trip I’m not even taking anymore, and I’m still standing in my kitchen in a gold denim skirt at nine at night, which tells you exactly…
Two years ago I would have told you a gold gilet was a costume, the kind of thing you buy for one specific event and then see in your closet…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…