The Perfect Green Tank Top For The Office
I wore a green tank top to the office in July, layered a cardigan over it for the 9am meeting, and by 11 the cardigan was off, on, off, on,…
I wore a green tank top to the office in July, layered a cardigan over it for the 9am meeting, and by 11 the cardigan was off, on, off, on,…
I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…
I had an argument with myself about denim shirts that lasted the better part of October, and it got resolved not by either side backing down but by Denver dropping…
I bought a chunky knit sweater eight years ago that I still think about, not because it was good, but because I wore it to a client consultation and she…
I called chiffon blouses a scam for exactly four years. My argument was simple: you buy the pretty one online, it shows up, you wear it once to something important,…
Everyone in my group chat agreed the burgundy loafer was a safe pick this season, everyone except one friend who styles for a corporate menswear account and thinks burgundy anything…
Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…
I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…
I have four burgundy blouses in rotation right now, which is not a normal number of one specific colored blouse for a person to own, and I’ve stopped defending it…
My brother Sam said burgundy was a “Halloween color for guys who peaked in college a cappella” and I told him he was wrong, and then I settled it the…